These few days i kept wondering do i wanna comment about what everything that happened on UMNO's election, because there is so much to say after Khairi won that post for whatever reason it is...but i decided that,ARGH! screw THEM! they make me sick to my stomach *gag* i dont wana waste lotsa my time on those groups of Gobloks. Bunch of idiots.~
I just can't get enough of this video.It makes my day ;)
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
European Commission’s English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as ‘Euro-English’ .
In the first year, ’s’ will replace the soft ‘c’. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard ‘c’ will be dropped in favour of ‘k’. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ‘ph’ will be replaced with ‘f’. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent ‘e’ in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ‘th’ with ‘z’ and ‘w’ with ‘v’.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ‘o’ kan be dropd from vords kontaining ‘ou’ and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
-Questions we all have-
"After all the sensationalism caused by the story on Altantuya Shariibuu in the French Liberation, one must now ask several questions.
It is not fair to OUR most beloved future Prime Minister and his lady that these questions hang ‘like a sword’ over their pretty heads.
How can we progress as a nation when the word ‘murder’, C4, Mongolia, continue to ring in our ears?
Let the court decide? The court will decide only the punishment or the acquittal of the person(s) involved. It can never answer our questions.
It can never answer our questions because it has failed to call pertinent persons to the stand.
Therefore, we shall continue to ask:
(1) What happens to the testimonies by the three accused in Court now that the caution statement by Sirul Azhar Omar has been released? If it is authentic, why was it not brought up in court? Who benefits the MOST from its non-disclosure? What happens to Azilah Hadri’s testimony now?
(2) Should the “First Lady in Waiting” allow such allegations to made against her? That Altantuya’s commission of RM500K was blocked by Rosmah Mansor, the ‘jealous and feared’ businesswoman and wife of Najib? Can the French Liberation make such an accusation without evidence?
(3) The Defense Ministry must speak up! Allegations continue to be made against this ministry, that the explosives used to blow up the Mongolian woman can only come from its offices. So, who ordered them?
(4) This allegation also continue to surface, time and again. That Altantuya’s entry into Malaysia was erased from the immigration records. Who then was blown up in the eerie confines of Puncak Alam? Is Altantuya Shariibuu still alive?
(5) Why has this person not been called to the docks? The Liberation said that “The taxi driver hired by Altantuya for the day did not appreciate that his passenger was kidnapped under his eyes without payment for the fare…”
What information does he hold? Or has he gone missing like the PI Balasubramaniam who alleges that Altantuya was also Najib’s mistress?
(6) The Liberation accuses Najib of trying to cover the case with text messages sent: “I will see the Inspector General of Police at 11 am today… The problem will be solved. Be cool”.
In this matter alone, should not Najib and the IGP be called for questioning?
(7) “The Malaysian government is not even answering to the letters from the Mongolian Foreign Affairs Ministry,” (Stev Shariibuu). What is the Malaysian government trying to hide by not responding to these letters? Or is it merely being rude?
(8) Can Shariibuu now turn his sights onto the French company responsible for giving out the Commissions - without which, it seems now, the entire Altantuya episode will not happen?
The case has now gone international. And if the right momentum picks up and the jigsaw puzzles fall into place, I don’t see where and how the murderers of Altantuya can hide." (Suzan Loone)
French newspaper reveals identity of Altantuya’s alleged assassins.
"The French Liberation newspaper reveals intriguing details and updates of the Altantuya Shariibuu case (today - 5 march 2009). The writer Arnaud Dubus (a journalist based in Thailand) has visited Ulanbataar and Kuala Lumpur, and returns with several new information regarding the case..
One compelling paragraph states that: A report from the Malaysian police, written on 19th november 2006 and which has been kept secret until now, reveals dry and precise descriptions as to how this young woman, a member of Asian high society, has been killed.
In this document, one of the killers, a policeman of the Malaysian Special Branch named Sirul Omar, replied to the questions of an officer at a police station close to the murder scene. “When the Chinese woman saw that I was taking a gun, she begged me to spare her, saying she was pregnant. Azilah (the commanding officer of Sirul) grabbed her and [threw] her on the ground. I immediately shot the left side of her face. Then Azilah took off her clothes and put them in a black plastic bag. Azilah noticed that her hand was still moving. He ordered me to shoot again, which I did”, said Sirul. This is the first confirmation of Altantuya’s assassins’ identity. “Then we carried her body into the woods. Azilah wrapped the explosives around her legs, her abdomen and her head, and we exploded her. (The copy of the report by Sirul is available on Malaysia Today - in the Malay language).
The impact of the “Altantuya case” in France, Malaysia and Mongolia has yet to reach its climax. The murder of the 28 year old Mongolian was the result of a “commission” at the price of 114 million Euros by Armaris to its Malaysian counterpart. This “commission,” which was acknowledged by the Malaysian government in front of the Parliament in Kuala Lumpur, has triggered a chain of events that has led to the assassination of Altantuya and the disappearance of several key witnesses in the case.
With her magnetic beauty and sophistication, Altantuya is reminiscent of the troubling image of a Far East Mata Hari. She grew up in Saint Petersburg (Russia), then studied at the Institute of Economic Management in Beijing. Besides speaking English, she is fluent in Russian, Chinese and Korean. The fateful cycle for Altantuya came into gear when she met Abdul Razak Baginda in Hong Kong in 2004. Baginda is a security expert and the director of the Malaysian Strategic Research Centre, a pro-government think tank. The two quickly became romantically involved. Altantuya, nicknamed Tuya by her friends, proved to be a useful assistant, helping Baginda translate from Russian to English.
Whereas Altantuya is young and beautiful, the rich and alluring Baginda is a well known figure of the Kuala Lumpur’s elite, notably because of his proximity to the Malaysian Deputy Prime minister and minister of Defense Najib Razak (he is also his security affairs adviser). Baginda parades in the most exclusive circles of Kuala Lumpur, sometimes accompanied by his legitimate wife.
In March 2005, Altantuya and Baginda departed for Europe, touring France, Germany, Italy and Portugal in the red Ferrari of Baginda, staying in posh hotels and dining in the finest restaurants of the old Continent. This trip, however, was not only for tourism: the contract for the sale of the submarines had been signed in 2002, but important details had yet to be settled. “We knew that Baginda was used by Deputy Prime minister Najib Razak as an intermediary for weapons systems deals, especially the high level ones,” says a regional security affairs expert.
At the end of March 2005 the couple was in Paris, where they met with Najib Razak. A picture shows the threesome in a Parisian private club. “Tuya showed me the pix. She said that one of the men was her boyfriend, Abdul Razak Baginda, and the other the “big boss”, Najib Razak. I asked her if they were brothers because of the names, but she said no, and that Najib Razak was the ‘prime minister’”, said Amy, Altantuya’s best friend (Najib Razak has sworn on the Koran that he has never met Altantuya). According to a private detective, now in hiding in India, the beautiful Tuya was also the occasional mistress of the deputy Prime minister, who was introduced to her by Baginda at the end of 2004.
The story became dramatic when, in October 2006, Altantuya was informed that the commission paid by the French-Spanish company Armaris had arrived on a Kuala Lumpur bank account. It had been paid to Perimekar, a company owned by Baginda. Altantuya rushed to Kuala Lumpur, in order to claim her share of the commission from Baginda ; she said she was entitled to 500,000 dollars. Baginda and Altantuya broke up prior to this.
A jealous Rosmah Mansor, the feared businesswoman and wife of Najib Razak, objected any payment to Altantuya. Altantuya arrived in Kuala Lumpur with two other Mongolian women, one of them was a Shaman responsible for putting a spell on Baginda if he refused to pay. For several days, Altantuya harassed her ex-lover.
On the 18th of October, Baginda could no longer tolerate the daily scenes made by Altantuya in front of his house. He contacted the Director of the Special Branch, Musa Safrie, who happened to also be Najib Razak’s aide de camp.
On October 19th, 2006, a little before 9 pm, two police officers of the Special Branch, Azilah Hadridan and Sirul Omar, were sent in front of Baginda’s house where Altantuya was gesticulating and shouting. They had the order of “neutralizing the Chinese woman.” They kidnapped her, and drove her ten kilometers away and shot her several times. Then, they destroyed her body with C 4 explosives, a type which can only be obtained from within the Defense Ministry. Her entry into Malaysia was erased from the immigration records. It would appear that Altantuya had never come to Malaysia, because there is no trace left of her.
There is no perfect crime. The taxi driver hired by Altantuya for the day did not appreciate that his passenger was kidnapped under his eyes without payment for the fare. He took note of the registration plate of the kidnapper’s car and filed a complaint at the local police station. In a few days, the police identified the car and realized that it was a government vehicle.
After a trial considered dubious by many observers, Baginda was acquitted with the accusation of having ordered the murder and released in November 2008. Accused of having perpetrated the murder, Azilah and Sirul appeared in front of the Court last month. If convicted, their sentence is death. The verdict is scheduled for the 9th of April." (Suzan Loone)
One compelling paragraph states that: A report from the Malaysian police, written on 19th november 2006 and which has been kept secret until now, reveals dry and precise descriptions as to how this young woman, a member of Asian high society, has been killed.
In this document, one of the killers, a policeman of the Malaysian Special Branch named Sirul Omar, replied to the questions of an officer at a police station close to the murder scene. “When the Chinese woman saw that I was taking a gun, she begged me to spare her, saying she was pregnant. Azilah (the commanding officer of Sirul) grabbed her and [threw] her on the ground. I immediately shot the left side of her face. Then Azilah took off her clothes and put them in a black plastic bag. Azilah noticed that her hand was still moving. He ordered me to shoot again, which I did”, said Sirul. This is the first confirmation of Altantuya’s assassins’ identity. “Then we carried her body into the woods. Azilah wrapped the explosives around her legs, her abdomen and her head, and we exploded her. (The copy of the report by Sirul is available on Malaysia Today - in the Malay language).
The impact of the “Altantuya case” in France, Malaysia and Mongolia has yet to reach its climax. The murder of the 28 year old Mongolian was the result of a “commission” at the price of 114 million Euros by Armaris to its Malaysian counterpart. This “commission,” which was acknowledged by the Malaysian government in front of the Parliament in Kuala Lumpur, has triggered a chain of events that has led to the assassination of Altantuya and the disappearance of several key witnesses in the case.
With her magnetic beauty and sophistication, Altantuya is reminiscent of the troubling image of a Far East Mata Hari. She grew up in Saint Petersburg (Russia), then studied at the Institute of Economic Management in Beijing. Besides speaking English, she is fluent in Russian, Chinese and Korean. The fateful cycle for Altantuya came into gear when she met Abdul Razak Baginda in Hong Kong in 2004. Baginda is a security expert and the director of the Malaysian Strategic Research Centre, a pro-government think tank. The two quickly became romantically involved. Altantuya, nicknamed Tuya by her friends, proved to be a useful assistant, helping Baginda translate from Russian to English.
Whereas Altantuya is young and beautiful, the rich and alluring Baginda is a well known figure of the Kuala Lumpur’s elite, notably because of his proximity to the Malaysian Deputy Prime minister and minister of Defense Najib Razak (he is also his security affairs adviser). Baginda parades in the most exclusive circles of Kuala Lumpur, sometimes accompanied by his legitimate wife.
In March 2005, Altantuya and Baginda departed for Europe, touring France, Germany, Italy and Portugal in the red Ferrari of Baginda, staying in posh hotels and dining in the finest restaurants of the old Continent. This trip, however, was not only for tourism: the contract for the sale of the submarines had been signed in 2002, but important details had yet to be settled. “We knew that Baginda was used by Deputy Prime minister Najib Razak as an intermediary for weapons systems deals, especially the high level ones,” says a regional security affairs expert.
At the end of March 2005 the couple was in Paris, where they met with Najib Razak. A picture shows the threesome in a Parisian private club. “Tuya showed me the pix. She said that one of the men was her boyfriend, Abdul Razak Baginda, and the other the “big boss”, Najib Razak. I asked her if they were brothers because of the names, but she said no, and that Najib Razak was the ‘prime minister’”, said Amy, Altantuya’s best friend (Najib Razak has sworn on the Koran that he has never met Altantuya). According to a private detective, now in hiding in India, the beautiful Tuya was also the occasional mistress of the deputy Prime minister, who was introduced to her by Baginda at the end of 2004.
The story became dramatic when, in October 2006, Altantuya was informed that the commission paid by the French-Spanish company Armaris had arrived on a Kuala Lumpur bank account. It had been paid to Perimekar, a company owned by Baginda. Altantuya rushed to Kuala Lumpur, in order to claim her share of the commission from Baginda ; she said she was entitled to 500,000 dollars. Baginda and Altantuya broke up prior to this.
A jealous Rosmah Mansor, the feared businesswoman and wife of Najib Razak, objected any payment to Altantuya. Altantuya arrived in Kuala Lumpur with two other Mongolian women, one of them was a Shaman responsible for putting a spell on Baginda if he refused to pay. For several days, Altantuya harassed her ex-lover.
On the 18th of October, Baginda could no longer tolerate the daily scenes made by Altantuya in front of his house. He contacted the Director of the Special Branch, Musa Safrie, who happened to also be Najib Razak’s aide de camp.
On October 19th, 2006, a little before 9 pm, two police officers of the Special Branch, Azilah Hadridan and Sirul Omar, were sent in front of Baginda’s house where Altantuya was gesticulating and shouting. They had the order of “neutralizing the Chinese woman.” They kidnapped her, and drove her ten kilometers away and shot her several times. Then, they destroyed her body with C 4 explosives, a type which can only be obtained from within the Defense Ministry. Her entry into Malaysia was erased from the immigration records. It would appear that Altantuya had never come to Malaysia, because there is no trace left of her.
There is no perfect crime. The taxi driver hired by Altantuya for the day did not appreciate that his passenger was kidnapped under his eyes without payment for the fare. He took note of the registration plate of the kidnapper’s car and filed a complaint at the local police station. In a few days, the police identified the car and realized that it was a government vehicle.
After a trial considered dubious by many observers, Baginda was acquitted with the accusation of having ordered the murder and released in November 2008. Accused of having perpetrated the murder, Azilah and Sirul appeared in front of the Court last month. If convicted, their sentence is death. The verdict is scheduled for the 9th of April." (Suzan Loone)
Monday, March 16, 2009
心
Form does not differ from emptiness; emptiness does not differ from form. Form itself is emptiness; emptiness itself is form.
色不異空 空不異色 色即是空 空即是色
When Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara was practicing the profound Prajna Paramita, he illuminated the Five Skandhas and saw that they are all empty, and he crossed beyond all suffering and difficulty.
Shariputra, form does not differ from emptiness; emptiness does not differ from form. Form itself is emptiness; emptiness itself is form. So too are feeling, cognition, formation, and consciousness.
Shariputra, all Dharmas are empty of characteristics. They are not produced, not destroyed, not defiled, not pure; and they neither increase nor diminish. Therefore, in emptiness there is no form, feeling, cognition, formation, or consciousness; no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, or mind; no sights, sounds, smells, tastes, objects of touch, or Dharmas; no field of the eyes up to and including no field of mind consciousness; and no ignorance or ending of ignorance, up to and including no old age and death or ending of old age and death. There is no suffering, no accumulating, no extinction, and no Way, and no understanding and no attaining.
Because nothing is attained, the Bodhisattva through reliance on Prajna Paramita is unimpeded in his mind. Because there is no impediment, he is not afraid, and he leaves distorted dream-thinking far behind. Ultimately Nirvana! All Buddhas of the three periods of time attain Anuttara-samyak-sambodhi through reliance on Prajna Paramita. Therefore know that Prajna Paramita is a Great Spiritual Mantra, a Great Bright Mantra, a Supreme Mantra, an Unequalled Mantra. It can remove all suffering; it is genuine and not false. That is why the Mantra of Prajna Paramita was spoken. Recite it like this:
Gaté Gaté Paragaté Parasamgaté
Bodhi Svaha!
色不異空 空不異色 色即是空 空即是色
When Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara was practicing the profound Prajna Paramita, he illuminated the Five Skandhas and saw that they are all empty, and he crossed beyond all suffering and difficulty.
Shariputra, form does not differ from emptiness; emptiness does not differ from form. Form itself is emptiness; emptiness itself is form. So too are feeling, cognition, formation, and consciousness.
Shariputra, all Dharmas are empty of characteristics. They are not produced, not destroyed, not defiled, not pure; and they neither increase nor diminish. Therefore, in emptiness there is no form, feeling, cognition, formation, or consciousness; no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, or mind; no sights, sounds, smells, tastes, objects of touch, or Dharmas; no field of the eyes up to and including no field of mind consciousness; and no ignorance or ending of ignorance, up to and including no old age and death or ending of old age and death. There is no suffering, no accumulating, no extinction, and no Way, and no understanding and no attaining.
Because nothing is attained, the Bodhisattva through reliance on Prajna Paramita is unimpeded in his mind. Because there is no impediment, he is not afraid, and he leaves distorted dream-thinking far behind. Ultimately Nirvana! All Buddhas of the three periods of time attain Anuttara-samyak-sambodhi through reliance on Prajna Paramita. Therefore know that Prajna Paramita is a Great Spiritual Mantra, a Great Bright Mantra, a Supreme Mantra, an Unequalled Mantra. It can remove all suffering; it is genuine and not false. That is why the Mantra of Prajna Paramita was spoken. Recite it like this:
Gaté Gaté Paragaté Parasamgaté
Bodhi Svaha!
-Dont worry,Be happy-
I laughed my ass out when i saw this video.Is SERIOUSLY FUNNY! and the Second Vid too!!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
-The Yellow Flame and Runnymede-
View over Magna Carta Island towards Runnymede with Air Forces Memorial at left on horizon.
I think when i got that 1 special day,and i got seriously nothing better to do like those government employee you can see everyday in their office, while you spent 1 hour waiting your number to be called and they are busy eating kuih,drinking teh tarik and kepo-ing~I think will take a trip to Ipoh and visit the famous Yellow Flame, before those cilaka chop it down.Its a place where a meeting took place under it, because the Perak state assembly's MP was not allowed to enter their office by our mata that stand right infront of the building's gate. (police). -i know it sounds funny,but it really happened.-
In the history of Malaysia, i think this is the first time where state assembly call out for a meeting under the big nice shady tree,come and think about it, aint the scene romantic if its not about political dispute among those parties? hehehe~i'm just kidding.Ok...like usual meetings,the MP's voted that they going to dismiss the state assembly and have a re election and etc etc. (which i think most probaly wont happen)
So on march 8th, the PKR decided to commemorates their great victory when they gain control on 5 states from the election that they won a year ago by building a plaque under the tree.As you can see from my previous blog,it was removed. Actually,it was vandalized by unknown people days before it was destroyed and removed.
This incident reminds me of what happened 800 hundred years ago in Runnymede. Runnymede is a water-meadow alongside the River Thames in the English county of Surrey, just over 20miles west of central London.
At that period of time, England was under the control of King John. But after he was crowned in the early 13th century, a series of failures at home and abroad, combined with perceived abuses of the king's power, led the English barons to revolt and attempt to restrain what the king could legally do.
By 1215, some of the barons had had enough and decided to entered London in force,it end up the King John agree to the "Articles of the Barons", to which his Great Seal was attached in the meadow at Runnymede on 15 June 1215.
A formal document to record the agreement was created by the royal chancery, this was the original Magna Carta. For people that dont know what is Magna Carta, here's some lil information. Magna Carta was so called the document that influenced the development of the common law and it led to the rule of constitutional law,which means basically the laws we are having now, are partly from there.
Lets bring it back to incidents that happened on March 15th, 2009,a plaque was destroyed because they claimed "itu benda takde permit,halang itu olang mau guna punya jalan raya" ???? WTH??? @@??? aint it just sumthing small under a freakin tree?! Might as well the people of King John claim that the Magna Carta was not recognized by the common law and because they was no common law yet?? KEpala semua masuk air punya goblok..ZZ!!
Sir Edwin Lutyens was commissioned to design a memorial to Broughton consisting of the kiosks and piers at the Egham end with lodges and piers at the Windsor end.
These is one of the piers :
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It Says :"In these Meads on 15th June 1215 King John at the instance of Deputies from the whole community of the Realm granted the Great Charter the earliest of constitutional documents whereunder ancient and cherished customs were confirmed abuses redressed and the administration of justice facilitated new provisions formulated for the preservation of peace and every individual perpetually secured in the free enjoyment of his life and property."
Just for Laughs. ^^
Recently i came across something that might ease up people's mood on whatever that happened to Perak state government, so i decided to share with everyone here. ^^
(ANSWERS FOR BELOW QUESTIONS MAY VARY ^^)
1. The reason of having a meeting under a tree.
a. The state assembly building's entrance key was stolen.
b. There is too much rat inside the building.
c. The roof of the building sudah 'bocor', water leaking everywhere.
d. The big tree releases alot of flower essences, maybe somehow can stimulate all those MP's brain.
2.What is the feeling of having a meeting under a tree.
a. Shameful
b. Damn proud.
c. Very romantic. <3
d. Very hot. (aiyoh,where is the ice-cream seller)
3. How to execute the decision that made from the meeting under the tree
a.Let Sultan decides
b.Let the people decide
c.Have another meeting under the tree and discuss how to do that
d.Wait and see?
4. Is the decision made under the tree effective and valid?
a. Yes, the Speaker has the right to have a meeting under a tree.
b. Yes, because Maradona Island has the same incident too.
c. No, because they forgotten to arrange seats for the BN's MP to join the meeting too.
d. No, because the tree says : " i'm innocent! "
5. How the BN can stop the meeting under the tree
a. Chop down all the trees in Ipoh
b. Insist the tree to say that he does not want to get involve.
c. Insist the tree to swear, that he was being forced.
d Insist the tree to join the hopping gang that lead by Hee Yit Foong , hop from PKR to BN.
6. The state assembly should not have meeting under what types of tree.
a. Coconut tree, because the coconut will fall.
b. Durian tree, because durian can become a weapon.
c. Rambutan tree, because got alot of ants.
d. Mango tree, the MP's will be busy eating mango. ^^
7. How to solve the problem with speaker Sivakumar
a. Let the court decide.
b. Let the Sultan decide.
c. Let whoever decide,
d. Let Hee Yit Foong becomes the speaker. LOLZ
8. How to solve Perak's problem.
a. Dismiss the current state assembly.
b. Split Perak into half, you get half, i get half.
c. Let the Sultan rule.
d. Let Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin & Datuk Zambry Abdul Kadir play "paper,scissor,stone, see who wins,who decides! :)
(ANSWERS FOR BELOW QUESTIONS MAY VARY ^^)
1. The reason of having a meeting under a tree.
a. The state assembly building's entrance key was stolen.
b. There is too much rat inside the building.
c. The roof of the building sudah 'bocor', water leaking everywhere.
d. The big tree releases alot of flower essences, maybe somehow can stimulate all those MP's brain.
2.What is the feeling of having a meeting under a tree.
a. Shameful
b. Damn proud.
c. Very romantic. <3
d. Very hot. (aiyoh,where is the ice-cream seller)
3. How to execute the decision that made from the meeting under the tree
a.Let Sultan decides
b.Let the people decide
c.Have another meeting under the tree and discuss how to do that
d.Wait and see?
4. Is the decision made under the tree effective and valid?
a. Yes, the Speaker has the right to have a meeting under a tree.
b. Yes, because Maradona Island has the same incident too.
c. No, because they forgotten to arrange seats for the BN's MP to join the meeting too.
d. No, because the tree says : " i'm innocent! "
5. How the BN can stop the meeting under the tree
a. Chop down all the trees in Ipoh
b. Insist the tree to say that he does not want to get involve.
c. Insist the tree to swear, that he was being forced.
d Insist the tree to join the hopping gang that lead by Hee Yit Foong , hop from PKR to BN.
6. The state assembly should not have meeting under what types of tree.
a. Coconut tree, because the coconut will fall.
b. Durian tree, because durian can become a weapon.
c. Rambutan tree, because got alot of ants.
d. Mango tree, the MP's will be busy eating mango. ^^
7. How to solve the problem with speaker Sivakumar
a. Let the court decide.
b. Let the Sultan decide.
c. Let whoever decide,
d. Let Hee Yit Foong becomes the speaker. LOLZ
8. How to solve Perak's problem.
a. Dismiss the current state assembly.
b. Split Perak into half, you get half, i get half.
c. Let the Sultan rule.
d. Let Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin & Datuk Zambry Abdul Kadir play "paper,scissor,stone, see who wins,who decides! :)
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